Kickass, the doorstop dog, says it is inevitable that everyone will ultimately be fired by the whoremonger currently contaminating the White House, and he—Kickass, is therefore offering behavioral tips for fired citizens.
Tip one. Since your firing is only temporary, try to stay reasonably sober until the White House can be fumigated and occupied by decency and reason. As a non-citizen, you will, of course, be considered a deportation target by ICE and should pack a space suit.
Tip two. Recognize that what seems to be an unbelievable nightmare is actual reality, and consider embracing the concept of reincarnation so you can come back as a dog and pee on things to express various convictions, such as outrage over narcissistic indecency.