Kickass flood insurance

Kickass, the doorstop dog, said the keeper discovered some years ago that he had been paying flood insurance even though he lives on the top of a hill that did not even flood during the melt of the last ice age.

But insurance companies work in devious ways, and now there is word of an ice berg twice the size of Luxembourg breaking off the ice shelf in the Antarctic, and that will likely motivate the insurance companies to advertise ice berg insurance.

The keeper says he is buying in because he suspects the Trumpsters and the Russians may collude to have the ice berg towed into Madison’s Lake Mendota as a way of denying global warming, and as a means of cooling off the Dane County liberals, of which he is one.