kickass fly in merlot

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that as the keeper enjoyed a glass of merlot with his beef stew last night he felt a sudden vibration against his upper lip and discovered that a housefly was creating the unusual early wine buzz.  Using his unique powers of communication with all life forms, Kickass offers the following:

Kickass: It looked as if you dove in there on purpose.

Fly: That’s right.  I just can’t stand it anymore.

Kickass: Can’t stand what?

Fly: The pressure, that’s what!

Kickass: Pressure from what?

Fly: All the shit.  A fly just doesn’t know where to go first.

Kickass: You’re from Washington DC, right?

Fly: Right.  I had to get out and then I came to Wisconsin and….

Kickass: More shit?

Fly: Unbelievable amounts.  Don’t know how you stand it.

Kickass: As you can see, merlot helps.