Kickass

Kickass foxy wolf at the door

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says one of the keeper’s friends—Frank Ryan, came home recently to find a fox curled up taking the sun on his front doorstep in Middleton.  In keeping with his Irish heritage, Ryan ran to a neighbor for help, and a photo was taken showing Ryan lecturing the fox about the necessity to find his own foxhole.

The obvious observation—about having the wolf at the door, was scoffed at by Ryan who claims to have befriended the fox and has given it a name: either “Foxcon” or “Foxbomb.”

As a distant relative of the fox, Kickass cautions it to be wary of new friends and to demand that Ryan come up with $3 billion as a friendship security deposit.

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