Kickass God’s impeachment comb-over
Kickass, the doorstop dog, with his unlimited ability to hear all things recently tuned in to a conversation between two of the Heavenly heavy weights.
Moses: Where’s the Old Man.
Peter: I think He went to something called a prayer breakfast.
Moses: Damn! He’s off on this tangent again.
Peter: What tangent?
Moses: He has this impression that He is going to be impeached! Frankly I think we may be dealing with late onset dementia. He keeps asking me if we have anyone on staff named Mueller?
Peter: Impeach God! I don’t think so. I heard the Old Man went to the prayer breakfast because there was a guy there who thinks he is God and he has this really funny hairdo that the Old Man wanted to check out.
Moses: I hope He doesn’t want to change His hair style. There are so many images out there that would have to be changed, some of them in stained glass.
Peter: Yeah, and can you imagine the complaining from the hair angels if he wanted to do some kind of a comb-over!