Kickass goes for cryogenics

Kickass, the doorstop dog, cooperates with the keeper in exposing a super-secret government–GOP mostly, sponsored program whereby the entire state of Wisconsin is to become a mass experiment in cryogenics, which means all of the citizens are to be frozen solid and will remain in that state until attempts at thawing are made following the completion of Trump’s wall, probably at some point in the next century. In a secret meeting with Canada the Repubs agreed that Arctic vortexes are to be imported into Wisconsin on into July, or until every last state resident is frozen as solid as an icicle.  The brain is a particular challenge for those working in the field of cryogenics, but does not seem to be as much of an issue for Wisconsin citizens, their brains having been conditioned to freezing for centuries as evidenced by their vote in the most recent presidential election.  In their frozen-solid condition, Wisconsin residents will be maintained by various chemicals, some of them present in such things as brandy and beer.  The success of cryogenics in working with various worms and some frogs encourages the GOP scientists and they look forward to thawing out Wisconsin residents as soon as gerrymandering becomes permanent, and–in the interests of CAFO corporation profits, the citizenry accepts drinking water that tastes like cow manure.

(See billstokesauthor.com for more Kickass and news of the novel MARGARET’S WAR.)