Kickass goose-stepping in the dog park
Kickass, the doorstop dog, vows that as soon as the Orange Idiot in the White House orders the military to practice goose-stepping, which is obviously just around the corner, Kickass will step up his territorial marking and include all the spineless Repubs starting with Paul Ryan.
To encourage wider participation in his efforts, Kickass reminds ALL dogs and keepers that this land is their land and if they do not demonstrate that forcefully the place is going to turn into a dog park where nobody picks up after themselves and everything is soon covered with unadulterated shit.
Is there a doggie-do bag big enough to hold the Orange One? If not we need to make one. Pronto!