Kickass grandson humiliation

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper has a couple of grandsons who do not always render the degree of respect the old guy desires, humiliating him recently at the poker table and now during the morel season, absolutely wiping up the floor with him: after days of futile stumbling through the woods the keeper managed to find enough small morels to fill a coffee cup, and then these grandsons showed up with so many giant morels it was simply unbelievable, bags and bags of them, which they shared to a degree, all the while wearing these insufferable grins.

The keeper says he has enough on his plate doing damage estimates of the Trump/Walker gangs and he does not need this denigration at the hands of family members.

Frankly, Kickass thinks the keeper is overreacting and needs to “chill” with some cold Spotted Cow somewhere in the shade.