Kickass growing old

Kickass the Doorstop Dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper comments that even at his advanced age, he seems to be growing because his feet seem to be getting farther and farther away from his reach, and he must be getting taller because the floor is much farther away than it used to be, which he notices every time he bends over to pick up something.

On the other hand the keeper says he may be turning into a tree because of the apparent growth rings that are developing around his middle.

Or he could be turning into a chicken judging by his awake/sleep routine.

Anyway, he says growing old is just one damn excitement after another, and young people have no idea what they are missing.


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