Kickass hairhat

Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports finding a Russian hiding in the tractor shed, and through his unique ability to communicate with all things, had the following conversation;

Kickass—“What are you doing in there?”

Russian—“Hiding.”

Kickass—“I can see that, but why?”

Russian—“Responding to a Walker request funneled through Trump to develop the hairhat.”

Kickass—“Hairhat?”

Russian—“It’s a combination of the traditional Russian fur hat and the Wisconsin cheesehead hat.  Both Walker and Trump see it as a big winner since they already have everyone in hair shirts.”

Kickass—“Do you have one to fit a dog?”