Kickass health rust
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his main health problem is rust, which is something he shares with the keeper who is obviously rusting out from the top down as evidenced by his weird brain activity. It was therefore gratifying for both of them to note the failure of the Repubs to turn all health care over to the insurance companies, especially after the insurers suggested painting both Kickass and the keeper with cheap Rustoleum to disguise any real health problems. Having insurance companies make the calls on health issues is like expecting a dog to keep the cat’s litter-box clean.