Kickass holiday baby bymp

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper in an effort to lose (some of) his “baby bump” before his three daughter-in-laws lose theirs, put himself on a regimen of no alcohol and no sweets and one egg instead of two, and if it has done nothing else it has definitely reduced the frequency of his laughter, even his smile.

Kickass thinks the imposition of such self restrictions just as we are coming into the holidays portends of something more serious than a bulging waistline; it may mean the old boy is starting to seriously go around the bend.

The keeper says he simply wants to be able to tie his shoes in the morning without losing his breath.  A dog would know enough to get shoes you didn’t have to tie.

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