Kickass how to buy votes

Kickass, the doorstop dog, in his efforts to keep the keeper out of the poorhouse, is suggesting to Walker that if his efforts to buy votes in the upcoming election is to be effective it must offer $100 not only for each  kid but for each dog and cat as well.

A variation, of course, would be to offer $100 for each glass of well water in Kewaunee County that is not contaminated by cow shit: or maybe $100 for each healthy deer where the governor and his minions have ignored the spread of CWD.

Or could there be a reconsideration of the Tiawanese Foxy Con, and instead of giving them $3 billion in taxpayer money just give them $100.  That would certainly buy votes.


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