Kickass

Kickass impeaches the ridge cat

 

Kickass, the doorstop dog, endorses the keeper’s dirty-window-bird-protection plan whereby the house windows are washed only by the rain and thus do not present a shiny, reflective surface for birds to fly into with fatal results.  A recent study estimates that North America has lost 3 billion birds since 1970, largely due to disappearing habitat and widespread use of pesticides.  It was also estimated that wandering house cats kill from 1-4 billion birds each year, and some 600 million die from colliding with windows.  By allowing only natural window washing, the keeper feels he is making a genuine contribution to bird welfare.  However this do-nothing nature policy breaks down as the keeper continues to tolerate the presence of the feral ridge cat.  Obviously the cat is a negative and needs to be removed.  Impeached, maybe.

 

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