Kickass in the womb

Kickass, the doorstop dog, tries to find some value in the keeper’s thought process that puts him back in his mother’s womb as an awesome birthday is only days away.

So, that’s where the keeper was on this date so many years ago and he has obviously never been so secure and untroubled since that pre-birth time.

Though the human reproduction machinery eliminates memory of the womb experience, it is obviously safe to say that for most everybody it was a great experience.

The keeper assumes as much and takes this opportunity to say: “Thanks  Mom, the ride with/in you was a pleasure, and though you could not have had any idea just what you were setting me up for, it has been a great 92 years! Thanks for that too.”

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