Kickass keeper wins baby bump contest
Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports there were so many cooks at the keeper’s belated Thanksgiving gathering that there was no way for the turkey to escape and it was consumed down to the last wishbone. A photo session of family “baby bumps” was surprising won by the keeper who explained that he had been working on his bump longer than the three other competitors.
Kickass comments that a liter is unusual among humans, but not unheard of.
Somebody did a video on the net and some wise guy commented that the Keeper was in his 85th trimester. Actually it’s his 86th, but he is not easily offended.