Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the political divisiveness is troublesome and getting worse, and he feels that it is incumbent upon him to do something about it.
Therefore, he will be setting an example of how to deal with divisiveness, even of lengthy duration, by publicly kissing as many cats as possible.
Cats are asked to submit their kissing resumes, along with certificates of having been declawed, defanged and neutered. Drug testing will be required to ensure the cat kissees are free of catnip if not catnaps. Litter “birthers” need not apply
Kickass, who is considered by some–himself included, to be a “hotdog,” says the dog/cat kissing will absolutely not involve any groping.