Kickass kitchen flood
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper, getting the turkey and other things ready for 35 or 40 guests later in the day, turned on his new dishwasher for the first time since its installation several days ago; and there was a major flooding problem in the kitchen; and, it being Saturday, there was only a recording at the appliance place for him to vent to, which he did before putting his head down on the counter and using so many bad words he ran out and resorted to whimpering.
It was a sad thing to see. The radio happened to be on and there was a recording playing of “Grandma got run over by a reindeer,” which seemed to assist the keeper in regaining his composure.
It is my guess that the brandy snifter might come out a tad early today, but then I am only a dog and what do I know!.