Kickass Last Outrage

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper has been trying to contact Leonardo Di Vinci’s agent to commission a new painting like The Last Supper, in this case to be of the 12 Trump Apostles and Cruz as a stand in for Jesus.

By now everyone has seen the TV image of the 12 old white men and Cruz who have, among other despicable things, decreed that women will not have reproductive control of their own bodies.

If Leonardo can be found and he is willing to sign a contract, the new painting will be called “The Last Outrage,” and it will hang around the neck of the Statue of Liberty.