Kickass litter box
Kickass, the doorstop dog, is upping his promotion game for dog litter-boxes in the house since the current snowfall poses a threat to dogs’ territory-marking equipment. Cats, of course, are his main opposition, and Kickass has also introduced legislation to do the appropriate dog treatment to all cat trees since they too are inside where it is warm. (Kickass would be offended if anyone were to suggest that this cats-and-dogs situation in any way parallels the current US political climate.)