Kickass–loud mouthed dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, tells his keeper to think of the election as having picked up a dog at the shelter that was barking the loudest and would thus annoy the rich neighbors who let their expensive purebred poodles crap on everyone’s lawn.  It remains to be seen if the loud-mouthed dog will produce enough annoyance to deal with the rich dog poop without destroying the scooper.  But whatever happens, since the shelter will not take the loud-mouthed dog back, we now have a constant source of entertainment.