Kickass lumber and milk

Kickass, the doorstop dog, an expert in “leaks,” has learned the following:

The “soft” Canadian lumber that Trump is stopping at the border will be used to build a fence to keep U.S. citizens from escaping to Canada.  Also, the recently approved Keystone Pipeline will be used to transport all the Wisconsin surplus milk to Texas where it will be dumped into the Rio Grande river to turn it into a great “Milk Moat”  which will make it easier to see people trying to swim back to Mexico and thus better targets for NRA members who will shoot all those swimming north.