Kickass

Kickass makes the high court higher

Kickass, the doorstop dog, joins the keeper in advocating for relocating the highest court in the land to the highest point in the world, which means of course that US Supreme Court justices would do their work at the top of Mt. Everest.  This should please Trump since the Nepal peak has been in the news so much recently with stories about people dying in an obvious attempt to climb off the planet because, according to Trump, it has been rendered unlivable by Obama, Biden, Hillary and immigrant children. Under the relocation plan, Veep Pence will join the High court on top of Mt. Everest as this will put him closer to the god that he claims is very much in favor of putting men totally in charge of how women control their bodies.  The justification for this, according to Pence and his god, is that since the first woman was made by god from a man’s rib, men have god-given rights to control women, including their privates, which, according to Trump, is where  to grab them.

 

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