Kickass Monday morning

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper considers the gentle breeze of a bright Monday morning as whispers of anticipation just as the curtain rises on a great and much anticipated play.

There will be comedy, maybe some tragedy, certainly some love and countless side plots of infinite dumbness by a cast of millions.

The keeper says he will applaud it all while thinking he is damn lucky to be in the audience.

Kickass is advising him to mark his Monday morning territory as clearly as possible.