Kickass Montana Motto

Kickass the Doorstop Dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says Montana’s new state motto—“Get the hell out of here,” probably will not play well with families wanting to vacation in a place that helps teach the kids respect and reason.

On the other hand, if it is important for a kid to learn how to body slam someone on the playground, Montana is the place to take him or her.

Kickass reminds everyone of the immortal words of our president, “I’d like to punch him in the face,” and suggests that this may become our new national motto replacing “In God we trust,” which is an obvious violation of the separation of church and state and has no real bite to it.

So in the judgment of great thinkers like Wisconsin’s Congressman Grothman who said the Montana body slammer would fit right in as a congressman, things are looking up, unless you are flat on your back and your glasses are broken.  Then they are looking like the inmates have definitely taken over.

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