Kickass more time with Putin
Kickass, the doorstop dog, saturated with explanations for why someone—Ryan wants out of politics, says you never hear anyone running for office say, “I am running for office because I want to spend less time with my family.”
Oh well, in the weird world of politics it might be helpful to come up with some new statements for someone who wants to get out. Say someone like Trump who would obviously rather be out on the golf course or in a hotel room with Stormy than in the Oval office.
“I am resigning (not running for reelection) because I want to spend more time with Putin.” Or, “I feel that I have accomplished so many things in preparing the entire world for moral and financial bankruptcy, which has worked so well for me in the past, that it is time for me to move to Canada and avoid the draft for the war which will inevitably follow global bankruptcy.”