Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the oak leaves are almost as big as a squirrel’s ear which means that morel mushrooms should be popping up out on the wooded hills and valleys. Kickass is moved to poetic observation:
As we roam the backwoods places
In quest of wrinkled morel faces.
Amid Nature’s annual detritus
Items of man’s littering greet us.
But do not these odd things spurn
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