Kickass Mother Mould

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his mother was a mould and she was the best damn mould there ever was and he misses her and wishes she was still around to see what a good doorstop he has become.

Kickass wishes all mothers a Happy Mothers’ Day, and congratulates them on keeping all the doors open and resisting the frequent temptation to let them slam shut in the face of offspring travail and trouble.

Thank you Mother Mould, and I love you with every one of my cast iron molecules.