Kickass names the boat

Kickass, the doorstop dog, is recusing himself from assisting the keeper in naming his new/old boat after the keeper turned down “Snoopy” and “Lassie.”  The keeper is soliciting help from friends since the best he could come with is “The Pilar.”  But Hemingway already used that, and even though the keeper here on South Padre is a living example of “The Old Man and The Sea,” he wants to be original.   So, as usual, he needs help: send him suggested boat names, and keep in mind that his feeling are not easily hurt, he appreciates laughter and he is a loud-mouthed liberal in a great deal of pain.