Kickass old vets to Korea
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper wonders how he will get into his old Korean era Army uniform to help move the 38th parallel up to the Chinese border.
It is a job most logically done by the veterans in their mid-eighties, an ideal age for all those who are sent to war.
As proof of his eligibility, the keeper includes a photo of himself taken on Honor Day several years ago when he stood with the Korean Monument Infantry platoon in DC and– because it was what he did in Korea, he looked around for his lost buddies but saw them only in the mists of wars’ absurdity.