Kickass on giving birth

Kickass the Doorstop Dog

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper is unhappy over his expanding “pregnancy” profile and wants to more or less have a baby.  He looked it up and having a baby means about a 12 pound immediate weight loss, which in his case would be a start but he is fast approaching the point where he would have to give birth to twins.

The keeper has friends who are even more plagued by the aging-male biological trait of expanding middles, and if birthing were to be a solution for them it would have to involve litters.

Then there are those flat-stomached guys who never have to give their waistlines a thought.  The keeper hates them all and warns them that in the case of famine they will be the first to go.


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