Kickass on having balls

Kickass, the doorstop dog, being made of cast iron and pretty much totally inactive has a patent pending on sitting very still and looking stupid, and is therefore mightily disturbed at Mike Pence and his conduct during yesterday’s White House meeting which Nancy Pelosi later implied proved that Trump did not have balls.

All during the meeting, VP Pence sat totally expressionless and unmoving—therefore looking totally stupid, an obvious infringement on the patent that Kickass has pending.

It is, of course, possible that Pence thought that if he moved so much as a little finger, Trump would attack him and claim that it was Pence and not him—Trump who acted in a manner that brought on Pelosi’s apt comment about manhood, or lack thereof.  Kickass is happy he was not at the meeting because he might have lost it and bit somebody in the ……..oh, never mind.