Kickass on loving Trump

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper was apparently not in the running for the job of Trump’s press guru.  Obviously he—the keeper, does not “love” Trump as passionately as the guy who got the job, or as much as Trump “loves” Trump.

The new press guru says he just “loves” Trump so much, and all the rest of us will “love” Trump too once we see him in the right light, which the new guru says he will soon shine on the narcissistic presidential puffball.

Kickass tries hard to avoid political commentary, since the field is really crowded, but there are days when it is either that or one more softball remark about the incredible height of the Compass Plants along the driveway—seven–eight feet and growing, and the keeper says he just “loves” them.