Kickass on spring break

Kickass, the doorstop dog, after almost a month on South Padre near the Mexican border says the only serious “immigration” issue seems to be college kids pouring in on spring break.  This is serious and is being totally ignored by the Trump narcissists: no wall, no vetting, no limits on the number of beer trucks crossing over the causeway, no restrictions on Lutherans or the minute size of bikinis or anything else!  The keeper considers this an outrage and a major threat to his health as he stumbles about in a bug-eyed daze and tries to find help for making a Faustian bargain to be young again.  Where is the Devil when you need him, the real one, and not the orange one in the White House who would likely encourage crude groping over at Louie’s when the music gets really loud?