Kickass perfect day
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says that his keeper claims that any April day you live through with only moderate pain and irritation is a good one, but when you get one like today that is perfect on all counts—sunshine, modest breeze, 70 temperature, well then you have to step out on the deck and shout “APRIL 23, 2017–YAHOO!” which gives all the neighbors an opportunity to reconfirm their suspicions that a crazy old man and a cast iron dog still live up on that hill.