Kickass plastic bags mating

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the boundless reproductive machinations of spring, along with last winter’s trash are everywhere: birds in the trees, and deer and turkeys in the fields, beer cans in the ditches, paper blowing in the corn stubble.  So it came as no surprise when the keeper used binoculars to identify a couple of stray plastic bags in the far corner of the line fence, and to report that they were mating.