Kickass playground bluster

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says there can be no greater absurdity than a couple of grown men with ridiculous haircuts having a playground type dispute over who will be first to get a big gun and blow the other’s head off.

The keeper says to ignore them, except they are talking nuclear annihilation, and Kickass has plans for next Tuesday.

There is an advantage to old age, Kickass says: You will probably be dead before some damn political fool gets you killed.