Kickass Kickass politicians as wieners December 6, 2017 / Kickass, the doorstop dog, wanted the keeper to go to the Oscar Mayer disposal auction today in Madison and buy one of the wiener machines so we could make our own wieners at home. But he said if I saw how a wiener was made I would never eat another one. I doubt that.The keeper also said he heard a rumor that a representative for Gov. Walker was going to bid $3 billion on the biggest baloney-making machine which would be installed at the state Capital and provide employment for otherwise unemployable legislators.Yeah, Kickass says there was a day when bulls and pigs were brought to Madison to be turned into wieners and baloney, and if you take a look at what is happening these days at the Capital, that process still goes on.