Kickass press sec

Kickass, the doorstop dog, hears that one of the reasons John Bolton did not get a cabinet post was in part because Trump does not like mustaches, never mind that Bolton probably would have started WW III.  Well, Kickass’s keeper has had a mustache for fifty years or so, and that fact probably works against him being named as Trump’s press secretary which is too bad because he has been writing up possible presidential news releases: “President Trump announced today that he will be demonstrating the proper hand motions for ridiculing the handicapped, punching minorities in the nose, and grabbing women by the ……  11 a.m. on the White House lawn.”