Kickass Pub Enemy Invest
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper, prone to insufferable behavior and in accordance with Trump’s assessment, has permanently adapted the persona of Public Enemy No. 1 (retired) by dint of his 35 years as an ink-stained wretch. Now on S. Padre Island near the Rio Grande Mexican border, he is investigating immigration by embracing pretty, young senioritas to see if their backs are wet. I see trouble ahead, but what is a poor dog to do!