Kickass Puerto Rico football

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says while the dumpster president spent the entire weekend directing national attention to how millionaire football players—most of them in pre-concussion, conscientious circumstances, reacted to the playing of the National Anthem, three and one-half million fellow American citizens in Puerto Rico were staggering about in various stages of physical and mental break down as a result of the recent hurricane.

Kickass compares this to saving the drowning victims of a capsized ship by going fishing.

If Trump were a dog at the shelter, Kickass says, he might have a chance at adoption by Russians, but only if they happened to see the ad for him on Facebook.

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