Kickass Roy Moore for Christmas

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the Repubs’ relationship with Roy Moore is like hounds that have treed a skunk in the family Christmas tree on December 24.

And those evangelical Christians who are supporting Moore are the kind who would ask Santa for fancy presents while peeing on his lap

Kickass would belabor the Christmas metaphor even more but it would likely degenerate into seasonal indecency, like an aroused  Santa not being able to get back up the chimney.