Kickass rusty screws and nuts
Kickass, the doorstop dog, says his keeper obviously has a crossed wire in his DNA that compels him to rescue old boats that are just one float from the boat bone yard. And he has done it again, here on South Padre where sane people from all over come to escape winter and have fun.
Not him! Today he will be struggling with rusty screws and nuts, flawed fiberglass and dirty storage compartments. What a fun guy!
But there is an upside: he will be too occupied to listen to Trump’s Congressional tirade, preferring the company of a different form of rusty screws and nuts.