Kickass Ryan/Rand
Kickass, the doorstop dog, hears that Speaker Ryan is headed down here to Texas today to get involved in Trump’s border wall and deportation issues. It is a great comfort to think that a disciple of Ayn Rand—up with egoism, down with altruism–will provide policy input, probably something akin to Swift’s suggestion for people to eat their babies. (The keeper says it is fortunate that Korbels brandy is available on South Padre.)