Kickass, the doorstop dog, reports that the keeper, ever alert to the opportunity to do good, is stepping into the tweet void that has been distressing some citizens at the 100-day point in the Biden administration.
It turns out, there have been tweets; they are being stored in something called the “storm” and will be distributed later by Waste Management. The tweet source is the same—the orange-haired Wizard of Odd who was evicted from the White House for not being housebroken. A few tweet examples follow:
Tweet 95: “I am the one and only POTUS and will be returning to the WH as soon as the Arizona vote recount is completed by my wonderfully dense Repub followers with their sun-fried brains.”
Tweet 13: “What happened at the Capital on Jan. 6 was intended to replace the AG with the NRA, and put the My Pillow genius in charge of everything else; and it would have happened that way if Pence hadn’t stupidly paused to go to the bathroom.”
Tweet 68: “The Mt. Rushmore plans are going ahead with my image being added–to the right, of course, and including a model of my indecently-groping, golf-gripping hand at a lower elevation.”
Kickass says the keeper modestly acknowledges the thunderous applause and intense cheers for his tweet revival efforts, and promise a 100-day tweet of his own, probably showing only that he and Phyllis survived, for which they are very appreciative.