Kickass Scotty Walker Wieners

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says the keeper plans to be in Madison next month when they auction off the old machines that made Oscar Meyer wieners.  He hopes to install the machines near the state capital for use by the Repubs in making Scotty Walker Wieners that will be stuffed with CWD tainted venison and then marinated in Kewaunee county water polluted by cow manure.

The old jingle will have to be rewritten, of course.  Perhaps to go something like:

Oh, I wish I were a Scotty Walker Wiener.

For that is what I really want to be.

Then the Kochs and other billionaires

Would give more million to me.

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