Kickass sees fog as wag-dusr

Kickass, the doorstop dog, says that with all due respect to Carl Sandburg, the fog does not come on “little cat feet.”  It is actually the periodic release of accumulated “dust” that is created when dogs wag their tails.  “Wag-dust” is composed of billions of molecules of unadulterated love, obsequious sycophantic fawning, and the fallout from obedience classes as well as the over-reaction of couch-protecting humans.  The thick, fog-like wag-dust of recent August mornings might also be seen as an attempt by the dogs to illustrate just what conditions encourage Trump supporters.  Dogs care about such things.  Cats don’t give a rat’s ass.