Kickass, the doorstop dog, endorses the Valentine the keeper gave to Phyllis today, and approves of his—the keeper’s generosity in offering it up for the use of others:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
If not for you, what would I do?
You give life meaning in a special way,
To every minute of every day.
Ours may be a December romance
But we’re not too old for a Valentine’s dance.
So, Babe, give me your hand,
We’ll dance as long as we hear the band.
I love you with all of my old, old heart.
Happy Valentines Day from your old fart.