Kickass sends valentine
Kickass, the doorstop dog, endorses the Valentine the keeper gave to Phyllis today, and approves of his—the keeper’s generosity in offering it up for the use of others:
Roses are red, violets are blue.
If not for you, what would I do?
You give life meaning in a special way,
To every minute of every day.
Ours may be a December romance
But we’re not too old for a Valentine’s dance.
So, Babe, give me your hand,
We’ll dance as long as we hear the band.
I love you with all of my old, old heart.
Happy Valentines Day from your old fart.