Kickass shooting on 5th avenue
Kickass, the doorstop dog, with his special canine communication abilities heard the following White House conversation:
Tillerson: “He—the FM wants to shoot someone on 5th avenue to make a statement that guns are good and to prove the wisdom of his old 5th ave. shooting claim.”
Press Sec. Sarah “How do we frame that?”
Tillerson: “Under immigrant control. He wants to shoot either an immigrant or a Muslim, or maybe a Muslim immigrant.”
Press Sec. Sarah: “The fake news snoops will want to know what weapon he will use.”
Tillerson: “An AK 47, of course. He has one in his golf bag. Oh, wait, the FM has just tweeted a change about who he plans to shoot.”
Press Sec. Sarah: “And who is it?”
Tillerson: “Mueller, of course.”
Press Sec. Sarah: “The base and Fox will love it. I can’t wait for the briefing.”