Kickass Shoots Cows

Kickass, the doorstop dog, with his uncanny ability to sense things before they happen, has learned that within the inner recesses of the Wis. Repub. Leadership there are preliminary moves to solve some of the State’s more pressing problems of too many cows that nobody wants to milk, too much cow manure in the drinking water, too many guns in some neighborhoods and too much amateur grilling in backyards all over the state.

Here’s the plan as now being hatched in secret Walker-Stepp-Voss-Fitzgerald places:

A state-wide hunting season on cows will be established with hunting permits issued to those people who shoot each other on a regular basis, as well as to NRA members who take their guns to church, and school.  The dead cows will, of course, be ground into hamburger to encourage more expertise in grilling, and an amendment to the proposed legislation will require that the only liquid consumed by state residents will be beer, therefore solving the problem of brown drinking water.

This is all being done with the same degree of secrecy McConnell is using with the health bill.  It is the way of the future.